娱乐天下之神豪有情

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    why does the DJ keep on

    为什么DJ总是

    playing Summertime Sadness?

    放Summertime Sadness这曲子

    After we go to the bathroom

    一会儿冲过澡之后

    can we go smoke a cigarette?

    咱们去抽根烟吧？

    I really need one

    我现在真的想来一根

    But first，

    不过

    LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

    先让我来张自拍~

    (Beat Drops)

    （鼓点）

    Can you guys help me pick a filter?

    哎哎，你们能帮我挑个滤镜吗

    I don't know if I should go

    我也不知道

    with XX Pro or Valencia

    用XX Pro还是Valencia P图比较好

    I wanna look tan

    我想带上美黑效果

    What should my caption be?

    我在照片上该加上什么字呢？

    I want it to be clever

    最好是能让我看起来很有想法

    How about “Livin' with my ladies

    要不加上一行“在跟我的小婊砸们一起嗨

    Hashtag LIVE“

    #直播中“？

    I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

    发了5分钟了才10个赞

    Do you think I should take it down?

    我是不是该删了它？

    LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE

    让我再来张自拍

    (Beat Drops)

    （鼓点）

    Wait， pause， Jason just liked my selfie

    等等，Jason刚刚点赞了

    What a creep

    我靠，搞什么

    Is that guy sleeping over there?

    躺在那边睡觉的货是他吗？

    Yeah， the one next to the girl

    啊，对，就是那个妞旁边的那个男的

    with no shoes on

    没穿鞋的那个

    That's so ratchet

    什么鬼

    That girl is such a fake model

    那个女的一看就整过容

    She definitely bought all her

    她Ins上的赞绝逼都是买来的

    Instagram followers

    就她那点INS粉丝？？

    Who goes out on Mondays?

    谁没事会周一出来嗨啊

    OK， let's go take some shots

    走，再喝几杯

    Oh no， I feel like I'm gonna throw up

    噢，不行，我感觉我快吐了